From: "Lage, Kristin" Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 19:39:15 -0600 Subject: [ILF] My Requests...in my unfortunate absence... Dear Fortunates, You dastardly sons of b's! You are absolutely killing me! I feel like somebody just ran over my puppy - you all have a knack for invoking a tremendous sense of LOSS in those of us not able to attend! Uhhchl...it's sooooo paaaaiiinfuuuull! Mucho dolor! (I think that's right, check my Spanish!) > it just dawned on me... we are going to > have such a COOL time at the end of Jan!!! > > y'all come over quickly! > > Bilal > Alright, I curse you all, but that's beside the point...this is what I need from you...in order for me to ''hang on through this difficult time"... as you all embark on the Fantastic King-size Voyage, 1 - Someone must readily accept his customary bilateral kiss (of which I got 3 rounds at ILF, in case you didn't know I counted) -- but you must not think for a minute that the kisses are for you....only me! see? 2 - Someone must patiently ingest both a Mule and a Brit Pop...or 4, er. I'm thinking Lolita or Jennifer or Dan, or anybody else who's under 18! :-) Whose rule was that anyway? 3 - Someone must generously offer up a shoulder for the Diceman to cry upon...when he gets to that emotional pinnacle we all know and love! 4 - Somebody must completely and absolutely, though unknowingly, humiliate themselves, in their giddiest of states, in front of MK and of course, the rest of the attending Digesters! And then you have to tell us (or at least me) about it! Then we can ALL have fun, whether we were there or not!!!! And, of course, I won't be the only stupid one! hehe > I wanted to list 5 things, but I can only think of 4. Shoot. Alright, well you guys have an incredibly good time -- rest assured I'll be thinking of you all! I really am excited for each of you, but you know, I'm even more excited for MK! I think he'll be so tickled with a pack of 50+ crazed muso-types there, all with an insatiable appetite for his work! You can't beat that! Make it special for him and you'll have an even better story to tell and a sweeter memory to cherish! But ya knew that... Paint the town up right, Levelheads! REPRESENT! HAVE A BALL, Y'ALL, Kristin Lage, the loser in Texas who can't go.........as of now, that is!! (it doesn't look good for me, but don't count me out....!)